So the wedding planning finally is starting to feel real, we have just over a year to actually make plans and I am getting excited. 

Not again.....

Okay so I have decided that this officially sucks, I went through all that silliness (tests, procedures) last summer to get the ablation, the wondrous cure all for my female problems, but my stupid period came back.  At first I was nervous – “oh no, is this normal” but a quick Internet search revealed that periods stop forever in only 50% of the women who have an ablation – a fact that was not made clear to me last summer when discussing options.  Now I not only have the pleasure of having a monthly period, but now I am nervous – is that stupid ‘thickened lining’ going to come back, am I at risk for cancer, do aliens really exist – okay so I don’t actually worry about that last one, I just wanted to see if you were paying attention. 

On the bright side - I did sign up for short term disability so if I do need to get a hysterectomy next year i will be covered for the time off - Yeah!  Wait I think I am getting ahead of myself, but it does appear that my body was designed for procreation, I simply cannot stop having a period even after electrifying my uterus.  I really do have to write this book one of these days.