Okay so I have decided that this officially
sucks, I went through all that silliness (tests, procedures) last summer to get the
ablation, the wondrous cure all for my female problems, but my stupid period
came back. At first I was nervous – “oh
no, is this normal” but a quick Internet search revealed that periods stop
forever in only 50% of the women who have an ablation – a fact that was not
made clear to me last summer when discussing options. Now I not only have the pleasure of having a monthly period, but
now I am nervous – is that stupid ‘thickened lining’ going to come back, am I
at risk for cancer, do aliens really exist – okay so I don’t actually worry
about that last one, I just wanted to see if you were paying attention.
On the bright side - I did sign up for short term disability so if I do need to get a hysterectomy next year i will be covered for the time off - Yeah! Wait I think I am getting ahead of myself, but it does appear that my body was designed for procreation, I simply cannot stop having a period even after electrifying my uterus. I really do have to write this book one of these days.
On the bright side - I did sign up for short term disability so if I do need to get a hysterectomy next year i will be covered for the time off - Yeah! Wait I think I am getting ahead of myself, but it does appear that my body was designed for procreation, I simply cannot stop having a period even after electrifying my uterus. I really do have to write this book one of these days.
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